Don't you realize that Aaron Rodgers is so much cuter than you ever were? AND he never played on There's Something About Mary.
There's just something sad and pathetic about a man not willing to acknowledge that he needs to move on. It's like living a comb-over. You're bald (old), shiny (washed-up), and a vain attempt to appear put-together. Just shave your head (go away) and invest in baseball caps (sportscasting worked for Tiki, kinda) and leave the game to young, virile men who everyone isn't sick of.
I'm just really happy that he didn't take Garcia's place on Tampa Bay. I've loved Jeff since he saved the Eagles season when McNabb got McWhiney.
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